People Who Don't Know How to Merge onto a Highway

What speed do you think the rest of us are going, people who don't know how to merge onto a highway? When everyone else is up here going 70 miles per fucking hour, you should be trying to match that speed before forcing your way onto the highway.

God forbid you get behind one of these mother fuckers while you're trying to get on with them or trying to exit while they're pacing you and forcing you to take drastic actions lest you lost your chance to exit at your exit.

I don't know if these mother fuckers know that what they're doing is wrong, but someone should tell them. I wish there was a proximity-based real-time calling network in which I could tell everyone around me on the road that they are not doing things correctly.