Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Two Dudes Next to Me Eating Pizza with a Fork and a Knife

Why the fuck would you think that your pizza should be eaten with a fork and a knife, dudes next to me? I am now certain that you are a couple of assholes.

Protip: You look like a pretentious fuckwad if you eat pizza with a fork and a knife or anything else other than your hand, unless you're retrieving lost toppings.

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